While we're waiting for North Korea to take Bush's War and run with it into a full-on and completely predictable nuclear* (and Dante's Inferno style) WWIII, I would like to pass on the following:
Don't put hemorrhoid cream on your face.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you should also probably not Botox your ass.
Love always,
Dr. Altman
*Or as my uncle (may he R.I.P.) would say, "nukes from the gooks." There was other stuff he said too, but it doesn't apply here.
3 comments:
But what about HeadOn?
someone told me once that you're supposed to apply it directly to the forehead, but i'm unsure.
I think Dick Cheney put hemorroid cream on his face but that was a natural mistake.
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