Monday, December 01, 2008

A Big Baseball Conundrum: a Test from a Real Live 9 Year Old Girl From Brooklyn

And she is fantastic!

Good look on the test. 


If you were in Yankee Stadium and Derek Jeter hits his last hit of his life, and you have to go poop really bad, you:

A) Let it out while the camera is pointed at your butt

B) Run to the bathroom while the ball comes flying at your seat and if you were there you would have caught it

C) Poop and make a really loud fart that Derek Jeter looks at you since you are sitting right in front of home plate

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh, gross, Anne!

that's a tough call and I can't make a decision.

Oh, who am I kidding? I would head to the bathroom.

Verdant Earl said...

Well if you were sitting right behind home plate and the ball was coming right at your seat, then it wouldn't be a hit. Would it?

- the literal fan.

whipcreamy said...

hahahaha!

anne altman said...

well, sure, BE, but she's 9, so...

anne altman said...

i agree with teri, i say B.

Just Dave said...

Who's Derek Jeter?

Lucas Held said...

youve really captured the essence of poop here. excellent-e!