Thursday, August 13, 2009

Real Hoarders of America

I watched a show on TLC last night called Truth Be Told: I'm a Hoarder.

Real dialogue from last night's episode:

8-year old kid to his mom, Bernie:

"Mom? Have you seen my blue nunchucks?"

Mom, from another room:

"I think they're in the bathroom!"

Kid from the bathroom which is piled with piles of junk piles:

"Where? Oh, I found them! Hey! I didn't know we had a sink in here!"

6 comments:

Some Guy said...

I'm envision a rainbow array of nunchucks and a house that smells like caca.

anne altman said...

you've nailed it.

Del-V said...

My nunchucks are red. Red with the blood of my enemies!

Sans Pantaloons said...

I once met a Ladyboy who had blue nunchucks.

Scarlet said...

You'd think you wouldn't have to yell when you're in a trailer home.

Kurt Benbenek said...

A girlfriend of my girlfriend tipped us off to this show.

I personally set up our darn TiVO machine to record several episodes...can't wait to see it

Hoarding is my favorite pastime
(now, where are my shoes?)