Showing posts with label bed bugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bed bugs. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Back Burner? Peace. Front Burner? Bed Bugs.

Get ready for bed bugs, folks. Gross! How to make sure you don't end up with them crawling on you at night and feasting on your blood? Easy:

Never travel on airplanes, trains or buses or ever spend the night in hotels, motels, or the home of anyone who has traveled on airplanes, trains, or buses or ever spent the night in hotels or motels. Never invite anyone who has traveled on airplanes, trains or buses or ever spent the night in hotels or motels over to your home. Ever.

The word on the street? Bed bugs are favored in this match up.

Good luck, us!

BRING BACK DDT, PLEASE.

Click here for Google news on bed bugs-- just to see how far, wide and crazy this epidemic is spreading. Just thank 9C for bringing them to Manhattan from England.