Life's Tough: Remedies for the Whole Family

For Daddy:





For Mommy:

For Baby:

(Contains morphine. 1 grain (65 mg) morphine per fluid ounce, to be exact)

It should be a good weekend!

Poo Stains on the Carpet of the Feline Variety

are harder to erase than puke stains. 

This leads me to believe that what I thought was a puke stain is actually a poo stain. 

The End.