All I'm Saying Is, If Becoming Senior Citizen =

Wearing a housecoat and squaking at the 99 Cent Store clerk that the plastic folder shouldn't cost 99 cents but instead 50 cents because even though yes, it is marked 99 cents, I found it in the 50 cent area:

Then I'm totally fine with dying now.

Go ahead. Right between the eyes, please. I don't need the folder that bad.

Jack's 99 Cent Store, 39th Street, NYC

August 28, 2007

Who Doesn't Love a Quiz?

Online dating is challenging. Literally! How's this for a test? "Mike" says:

"It seems like we have a lot in common....but just to make sure...let me know if any of these couples (some of my favorites) are yours (and what movie, play, novel they are from...) ....it might mean more than a mere profile can tell:

Howard/Domenic - F-------h--d
Portia/Bassanio - M------t of V----e
Raffaella/Gennarino - S---t A--y
Will/Viola - S--------e in L---
Bonnie/Clyde - N-----l B--- K-----s
Severine/Climent/Pierre/various- B---e du J---
Don/Kathy - S-----g in the R---
Jesse/Celine - B----e S----e/B---- S----t


Yeah, I know, it's a lot of work, but it's worth it...

all the best...Mike"

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