No, You Can't Have It All

So while you're enjoying some things and missing out on others, why not paint a pumpkin to look exactly* like your baby?

John, NYC ~ November 11, 2010

*Okay, maybe not exactly like your baby (I didn't get the ears right) 

Today's "News"

1 - Dick Cheney is a creep

2- The French are rude

3- Doodle is cute

Newsflash

Wiping shitty elderly/newborn asses and waitressing will make you slightly more or slightly less depressed than not having a job.