Table for One, Decaf for One, Cookies for...One

A Night at The Plaza, NYC ~ 12/15/09

NYC Burlesque Tonight

Come on down to see the likes of

Honi Harlow

Bella DaBalls

Burgundy Brixx

Plum Manchengo

Gal Friday

Llewellyn Defoe

Fem Appeal

Tonight at Comix

8 pm

Get tickets here, queer. I did. Yay! T&A!

And save a few bucks with discount code: #JWVIP

TriBeCa, NYC, May 31, 2007

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I'm Sorry That Your Grandmother Has Cancer

But did you just say "elephant shoes?" I thought so! I know! They are so cute!



Now that you mentioned them, why don't you guess the number of people who mentioned my shoes tonight without my prompting? I don't remember! How about the number of people who raved about my shoes when I brought them up (which was all night)? Oh, I don't know, everyone?!?



Number of months I've been waiting for cabs to go finally credit card (but not equipped with t.v. screens):18

And the one night in my life I get into a taxi which is credit card capable, I'm flush with cash and so busy placing an elephant shoe into the "Oh, Shit!" Handle to show it off to a companion that I don't even notice the new technology until I get home and upload pictures to Flickr.



Figures.



But hey, how cute are my elephant shoes!



I know!

Anne's Elephant Shoes, Made in China, May 30, 2007

The King of the Sea Restaurant, NYC

NYC, 1944