Police Blotters: 99% Amusing

From the Daily Record, Morris County, NJ, Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Jefferson, New Jersey:

"On July 4, two practice archery arrows struck the side of a home on Log Road but the house was not damaged."

"Graffiti was found July 3 at Lakeside Field, sprayed on various surfaces, and a Port-a-John was overturned."

"The front door at Buzz Cuts on Berkshire Valley Road was found smashed in on MOnday. it appears that entry was not gained. The cash register was intact and open. Nothing appeared to be taken."

Shooting arrows at houses, turning over porta-pottys, smashin' in the front door of Buzz Cuts. Kids are adorable!

Police Blotters: 99% Amusing

From the Daily Record, Morris County, NJ, Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mount Olive, New Jersey:

"A van parked on Cloverhill Drive was pelted with eggs overnight Sunday. The victim also reported that, last week, vandals put honey mustard on the vehicle. Police ask that anyone with information pertaining to this incident contact Officer Mike Russell at 691-0900 x7596."


Um...


Honey mustard? Who licked the van to discern that detail?