Showing posts with label texting with tuna the fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label texting with tuna the fish. Show all posts

Friday, August 27, 2010

Tuna Salad Recipe of the Day


While Baby John munches on his bottles of formula and ventures into the lands of barley cereal, green beans, sweet potatoes and hard boiled egg yolks, his folks need something more substantial to eat. This tuna salad recipe is high in flavor, Mommy-friendly (ie: quick and easy), and relatively low budget/ calorie. Mega summery and tasty. Enjoy! Note: Must love radishes.

Tuna Salad With Celery and Radishes from Real Simple Magazine. Photo by Jens Mortensen.


Ingredients:

2 5-ounce cans tuna in water, drained
8 small radishes, cut into thin wedges
2 stalks celery, sliced
1/4 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon olive oil
kosher salt and black pepper
crackers, for serving

Directions:

In a bowl, combine tuna, radishes, celery, parsley, lemon juice, olive oil, and kosher salt and black pepper. Refrigerate in a container for up to 1 day. Serve with crackers.

Nutritional Information
Per Serving
Calories 399
Fat 18g
Sat Fat 3g
Cholesterol 44mg

Monday, June 28, 2010

Emailing with Tuna the Fish

Anne: "John's growing like a weed. You?"


Tuna: "I'm growing like a weed too. You wouldn't believe how I've changed since the last time you saw me. Pretty soon I won't fit into any of my clothes and I'll be off to school."

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke."
Tuna - 7:54 pm

"Hope you didn't see your own face"
Anne - 7:56 pm

"How did you know?"
Tuna - 7:59

Shame on You, Massachusetts

I understand Democrat Martha Coakley coasted along in her campaign until she saw the poll numbers and many fault her for that. But Massachusetts has spoken and it's chosen Republican Scott Brown for Senate. Teddy Kennedy? Most definitely twisting in his grave.

Tuna and I were texting about our utter disappointment last night. Massachusetts, the state that led a brand new nation with the Minute Men, created the first public school, the first post office, and the American Navy decides to turn its back on healthcare and other progressive reform and elects a backward conservative? I wasn't even a fan of this concession-ridden healthcare plan by Obama in the first place; working with the Republicans on it had backfired, making it crappy anyhow. Mom's right; Obama should have stuck to his guns and steamrolled ahead without "working with the other side of the aisle" just like the Bush administration did so well. Compromise in this case has gotten us nowhere.

I'm one of the very few and lucky in this economy to be employed and have healthcare insurance. And yet being insured in this country, I spent over 3K dollars out of pocket in addition to what I paid monthly for benefits in 2009. Additionally, with my benefits, unless I use personal and unpaid time off, I will receive 6 weeks of maternity leave. 6 weeks. Six. Weeks. Surely the baby should be able to take care of itself by then, no problem, and not only that, take care of Doodle when I'm at work.

America embarrasses me sometimes.

Okay, more than sometimes. If we can't do anything about healthcare reform right now, can we please, as Americans, promise not be so fat when we go to Europe and wear those dumb white sneakers? I can't take it.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Anne Reviews Avatar

Tuna and I went to see Avatar last night. I was reluctant to go for a few reasons:

  1. Don't care much for CGI
  2. Never first in line for science fiction let alone blockbuster science fiction
  3. I hate crowds
  4. This movie is LONG (how many times will I have to use the ladies' room?)
We got our 3D glasses and while Tuna bought some popcorn and water, I remarkably scored two seats in the center of the theater, one being an aisle seat. Later arriving people had to sit in the front row, which I imagine was super rough for a flick like this.

I liked Avatar. It was wild. Beautiful, loud, violent, a bit funny, sad. The baby was kicking up a storm during the part where the dude has to go up to the side of a cliff to choose a horse bird to fly.

And there you have it; my review of Avatar. Hope I didn't spoil it for you.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"New Chapter: 'Minus One" or 'No, my partner and I have not been to Mykonos.' "

- Tuna, December 12, 2009 12:08 PM

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!

Tuna (left) and Me (right)

I'm spending this snowy afternoon with Tuna on a great adventure to get our pictures taken with a Santa Claus based in a Forest Hills, Queens. Talk about an exotic field trip! I'm stoked.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

Anne, October 6, 10:36 PM:

Al D'Amato is on NY1. By the way, you didn't die and not tell me, did you?

Tuna, October 6, 10:54 PM:

No, I'm very much alive. Today I realized I have one of the ten best "What are you lookin' at?" faces of all time.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"Did you see where my life went?"

Tuna ~ September 26 2:59 PM

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

Tuna, 9:40 pm: "To blow your brains out, press 5."
Anne, 9:41 pm: "Line's jammed."

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

" 'Roses are Dead: My Story.' That's the new title of my autobiography."

Tuna ~ October 17, 2008, 8:27 am

Friday, August 28, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"I'm on a blind date so bad it's blowing my hair back."

Tuna ~ August 27, 9:00 pm

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"Ripping new assholes like I never went on vacation. Sigh. I had to put myself in time out."

Tuna ~ August 27, 12:43 pm

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"Just busted trying to hide from someone. I'm 42 years old."

Tuna ~ August 18, 2009, 7:35 pm

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Cat Shiz for Today

Dave and I tried to explain to Tuna (someone who didn't grow up with cats) what they do when they see prey they want to munch on. Doodle does it at flies and moths, and Iris, Dave's cat, would do it at birds. They make this high pitched chirpy, chattering noise which is involuntary for them and hilarious for us. Here's an example I found on YouTube, it's slow going, but then it peaks in the right place. You'll see. 




And while we're here, let's check out a video of two cats doing some plain old meowing. It's cute. They totally dig each other.



And finally, someone twist on the same vid, it's clever:



Ok, I hope these blew some of the doom and gloom out of your room. You're welcome.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

Autobiography: Vol. VI
Vol. 1: Not One Head Turned
Vol. 2: The Dirty Prude: My Story
Vol 3. No One to Love and Nothing Left to Drink
Vol. 4. Tuna: Thin Lips and All

Tuna ~ 07/09/2009 12:28 PM

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"Hey, you're cute! Mind if I pin all my hopes on you?"

-Tuna, July 2, 3:25 pm

Friday, June 26, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

My face has been ravaged by endless frustration.

Tuna ~ June 23, 6:58 pm

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

Asians have absolutely no peripheral vision. They may as well be blind. Name one Chinese explorer. 

- Tuna, January 23, 7:56 pm

Friday, May 29, 2009

Texting with Tuna the Fish

"I just made a man cry in my office. What kind of monster have I become?"

~ May 21, 5:07 pm