Ultrasound Says

As of today, we're working with an 8 pounder.

Turkeys are 8 lbs!

8 lb turkey.

Turkey!

Wow, That's Gross

Your mouth produces 1 liter of saliva a day.

PS: More if you see me naked

PPS: Less if you're smokin' grass

PPPS: If see me naked and you're smokin' grass then it's about an even 1 liter.

PPPPS: Keep dreamin' you'll never see me naked

PPPPPS: You got any grass?