I know many of you were probably thinking, "Geez, no post from Anne. Must mean her ship has come in! Sad for the lack of a post but glad for the gain of a million dollars!"
Yeah, well, you can calm down now.
Either Lotto is rigged, or I'm just not concentrating hard enough on picking the right numbers. I have GOT to get my shit together.
On a lighter note, the 50+ year old maintenance guy I danced with tonight at our annual company staff party at the Rainbow Room--whom I only really met briefly because he changed the flourescent bulbs in our office two weeks ago--said to me, "I didn't think you'd have this much energy."
I'm going to try not and read too much into that statement and just take it as a compliment. Now, does the fact that he was wearing a glowstick around his neck and the plastic 1980s Ray-Bans from the DJ prop box discredit him any? Because I was cutting a rug, ayite? This bitch can dance.
I might not be able to count on Lotto, but I can count on several awkward moments with Gerald from Maintenance from this day forward. So that's cool.
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haha, oh gosh, I love it.
Hey, and for the lotto thing, whilst concentrating on numbers, start to hum and wave your hands around for inspiration. Might not give you the right numbers, but maybe a free ticket, haha
I guess the big question then is, Would You Bang The Maintenence Guy? Since he now realizes that you aren't the big pile of lethargy he thought you were?
hi there,
1052 - that's for the lotto. Not sure how many digits you need there but do let me know if you win and need to share the spoils. a friend dreams of the World Cup matches and so far won 3-0, so he's probably accurate.
the number's mine tho, not his, i'm only trying my luck.
Rock on witchu bad self!
Got yourself a Schnieder eh?
Annie,
ASK HIM OUT!
80s Raybans + Glowstick + Lewd remarks about how you could be going three ways while he is going one = Extasy (MDMA) tablets.
Go Gerald
Throw the guy a bone.
i'm simply too shy, carolyn. i've dropped all the hints i can drop.
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
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