Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Confession #1


When I was in Junior High School, I stole blue mascara from CVS. A couple two, three times.

With friends, of course. Stealing alone indicates a problem.

Isn't it a right of passage?

Oh, like you didn't. Please. Don't look at me like that you jerk, I didn't have to confess. Statute of limitations and all.

10 comments:

patrin said...

I totally did, with a good friend of mine, in like 7th grade. Statute of limitations indeed!

Peter said...

I've to shoplifted Kayaks from Wal-Mart.

@alyssa ettinger said...

so, what's the last illegal thing you've done? (i've been thinking about posting about this on my blog, but i didn't want to get arrested)

anne altman said...

oh, probably when i shot a mouse in reno just to watch him die.

that was the last, anyway.

DeNirogator said...
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newbluebaby said...

I stole fishing lures from Clover. And I'd do it again.

Carolyn said...

I stole a silk shirt from some store - 5, 7, 9 maybe? Is it my karma that I couldn't fit into clothes from that store anymore... or is it their karma for being so exclusive that they no longer exist?...

Or do they?

And - total random sidenote - I just saw Mean Girls for the first time the other day (what? I have a kid - I was pregnant for like 2 years and couldn't get out of the house.) Anyhoo! They refer to a store in it called 1-3-5 and I thought that was hilarious. "But this is a 5!" "I'm sorry - 5 is our biggest size. You'll have to try Sears."

Dale said...

I might steal this idea for my blog. That count?

Candy and crap like that, I'll have to think on this.

anne altman said...

5/7/9
what a RUDE STORE!

i was a 10/12 when that store was around so i didn't have much fun in their either.

fashion bug. there's a store that doesn't discriminate.

anne altman said...

THERE. THERE. THERE EITHER.

i'm fuckin' tired.

i'm takin a nap.