Friday, June 16, 2006

A Girl Can Dream

My Dream House:


But bigger and with a more In-Your-Face garage. I think the garage should be the first thing you see on a house. Very inviting. On the inside I want marble everything.

My Dream Car:




But bigger and with more In-Your-Face attitude and a horn that goes "Doo doo doo doo DOO Doo doo doo DOO DOO!"




My Dream Neighborhood:




But with more houses, closer together. No porches, lots of fences, and rules about being quiet and everyone having the same color garage and keeping the door shut because it's unsightly.


My Dream Good Time:



But with more high-end superstores and a Rainforest Cafe and an Outback.

Mmmm. Bloomin' onion.

6 comments:

Peter Matthes said...

Don't mess with the Bloomin Onion woman.

I really like when you order the Volcano dessert and the poor waitress has to yell "Volcano!" when she comes out of the kitchen.

It's moments like that when dealing with Matthew Rolston's tantrums and Joe Pytka's ego seem not too bad after all.

anne altman said...

my dream man?

big, cheap, ugly and obnoxious.

i can't find him anywhere.

Peter Matthes said...

Have you tried Third and Long, Joshua Tree or 515?

Chris Battle said...

Ahh... a renaissance woman.

KleoPatra said...

Wow! Y'know, the best thing about that shopping center is it could be anywhere in the USA. In fact, it is everywhere in the USA.

i just love going by one of those megamalls and thinking HEY! i might have been transported to erie, pa., or waterloo, iowa or roanoke, va., instead of where i am in anywhere, calif.

Life in the USA just rules.

anne altman said...

515 it is!