But- But- But- I'm "The Independent Man!"

Sure you are, Mr. DePetro. Well, you're truly independent now that you got the shitcan for calling Grace Ross (the Green-Rainbow Party candidate running for Governor) a "fat lesbian" on the air. Man, if I could have been so lucky to get fired that way. You have no idea how liberally I could have used the term "fat lesbian." Anyway, you profess to be straight, so get your shit straight: I believe the proper term is dyke. You should know these epithets having called someone else a "fag" on the air in July. And furthermore, she's in the Green-Rainbow Party, so what did you expect, you stupid bald wop?