Thursday, November 09, 2006

Today's E-Dating Contender #2

Witty online dater writes:

If you don't respond...I'll be forced to attempt Hara Kiri using a soiled spork from KFC. Taco Bell if I'm reeaaly desperate.

Sort of a cute line, right? No doubt he's used it dozens of times, but it's not too terrible.

Let's talk terrible: the photo.

Vest, no shirt.

Let me repeat:

Number of Vests (1)
Number of Shirts (0)

7 comments:

Just Dave said...

Obviously a devout follower of that Dog bounty hunter guy. Either that or he found the vest at Goodwill but couldn't afford both the vest and the shirt. Either way, you're eating at the Automat with this guy. Bring lots of quarters.

matt said...

Terrible line.

anne altman said...

i know. it's horrible. i was trying to be "cheerful"

Some Guy said...

What would've been even scarier is if the vest to shirt ratio was 2:0. Or worse, 10:0.

newbluebaby said...

He's a liar. Taco Bell does not have sporks.

Chris Battle said...

So you'll be dating Bono, circa 1987?

Valerie said...

laughingmyassoff