Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The U.S. and Torture

Let's say you're a captured terrorist. A prisoner of war. At Guantanamo Bay, perhaps. Which form of torture is worse and would make you spill the beans the fastest?

You are sequestered in a pitch black and tiny room with music blaring. Your choices are:

  1. Huey Lewis and the News
  2. Miami Sound Machine

Good luck.

10 comments:

Berry said...

Huey would turn me into a spilly-pants right away.

Gloria might make me start to Conga in a tight little circle.

Del-V said...

Huey Lewis is the worst. All his songs sound the same to me. That's torture.

I get Miami Sound Machine and Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam mixed up. But what do I know... I guess both those bands are also torture material too.

anne altman said...

yes, it's true...
i'm so happy to be stuck with you...

Del-V said...

The heart of rock 'n roll
the heart of rock 'n roll
the heart of rock 'n roll is still beatin'

anne altman said...

ahhhh and this whole time i thought it was "the heart of rock n roll is still cheatin'"

thanks,del v

newbluebaby said...

Huey wouldn't bother me at all. MSM? Eveyone needs a little latin grove.

Nickelback would make be hang myself with the bedsheets.

Creepy said...

As long as it's not Fergie singing about her humps or London Bridge...

Peter said...

The heart of rock 'n roll is in Cleaveland

Just Dave said...

After 5 or 6 hours of Miami Sound Machine, I would still be doing the cumbia. After 5 or 6 hours of Huey Lewis, I would give them Dick Cheney's private 800 number.

anne altman said...

"like a paperback novel..."

"like a paperback novel..."

"like a paperback novel..."

"like a paperback novel..."

newblue's version of chinese water torture