Yay! Please welcome Daisuke Matsuzaka to Red Sox Nation!
Sure, you all know I'm hilarious in that laugh at sort of way. But I do try and surround myself with talented people though--hoping it will rub off--and I'd like to share a little joke that unfortunately I can't take credit for (and neither can the writer because it will end up in the monologue of a famous late night talk show host any day now):
"The Redsox have signed Japanese pitching sensation, Daisuke Matsuzaka, for 100 million dollars. In addition to fast cars and expensive jewelry, he's looking forward to owning A-Rod."
Ha! A-Rod.
Douche.
4 comments:
You know he gets 90 free flights back to Japan during the year?
90?!
And all sorts of personal trainers.
Let's spoil him American!
Yeah, but he has to fly coach.
He's supposed to bring in something like 20 to 30 million dollars a year just in tourism. Oh and the 100 million is in addition to the 50 million or so they had to shell out to the Japanese first. Amazing. It's good to be the king...
Did you get a catcher or a ball scratcher?
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