Art

There are so many clever ideas out there. And how about these adorable typewriter key necklaces? Fantastic! What a great gift idea for me, don't you think? Or this cute vintage picture pendant? I can see me wearing this right now, as a matter of fact! Provided you get your ass in gear and buy it for me, of course. Check out the Weekend Store online (free shipping!) or better yet, go see their table at the sweet ass Renegade Craft Fair today at McCarren Park Pool in Brooklyn. There are so many vendors, I lost count at fifty thousand billion. I'm going to stay home and mope and listen to the crappy regular street fair outside my window which is blaring that suck ass Andrea Bocelli horseshit and contemplate who exactly is trying to kill me, and why don't they just shoot me? What, I've gotta say he's a good singer because he's blind? No, no, I don't. I'm an equal opportunity type of person and let me tell you something, he blows. Maybe he's good at other stuff (like making millions) but singin' aint' it. Now get yourself to Brooklyn and buy me a trinket for Father's Day. Thank you.