Friday, June 22, 2007

The Reason Behind the Chafing

You know that dress you wore to the party tonight, the one that you pulled out of the closet with the tags on it from two years ago, and it fit you by the grace of God, as it was the only thing in your wardrobe which wasn't in the hamper?



Well, this is why it was chafing you.

Ann Taylor Loft, huh? Oooh, fancy. And you didn't even get it on sale? What an asshole. Let me guess, you probably pay people to burp in your face, don't you?

1 comment:

Amber Dalton said...

No you didn't. We don't care about the Anne Taylor Loft BS. We don't care if it chafed you. We care that it is a SIZE FOUR! Petite no less! You bitch! I hate you!! Aaaaah!

MUAH.

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