Don't get me wrong, the Yankees always suck so to speak, but when they lose, this town is simply a better place to live. Now that the Yanks have turned their beautiful losing streak into a (mini) winning streak, their fans are at it again, flappin' their traps more relentlessly than ever. Please, help me help you by helping them shut their freakin' pie holes: Root for any other team. I prefer you root for the Red Sox, but if it's the Phillies or the Mets, that's fine too. For now.