Good News: I woke up at 6:30 this morning
Bad News: I went to bed at 4:30 this morning
Good News: I did 3 loads of laundry this morning
Bad News: I forgot to wash the pair of jeans that triggered the laundry idea in the first place
Bad News: My arch nemesis entered the laundry room as I was exiting. A chilly exchange.
Good News: I'm 70% sure he doesn't know I'm the one scrawling male genitalia on his wife's J. Crew catalogues
Good News: I shaved this morning
Bad News: I forgot to shave one arm pit, and I sliced my left calf to ribbons
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Good news: I'm coming to town.
Bad news: It will be two days after Mortified. Shit.
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