Wednesday, August 13, 2008

We Call This a New Car and You Call Those Hooters?




The only thing Hooter-sized about you is them zits, honey. Spend that settlement on that there Jessica Simpson's ProActiv Solution, okay, doll? There you go. Everything's gonna be alright. Except that you'll probably make that baby step into porn because Momma's boyfriend touched you. But, c'est la vie. Take care. Very burned, you are! Vroom vrooooooom! Vrooommmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

My original thought for a comment was Jodee being invited to meet a famous TV talk show host, but instead being presented with a utility knife in the parking lot.

But it's crap, so I didn't comment.
Much sadness there is...

newbluebaby said...

They gave some 10,000 Grand the week before.

A 10,000 Grand candy bar.



DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Del-V said...

This is a waste of the courts time.