Less is Less: Holiday Party Season in the New Economy

Ok, I've called you all in here because you've been asking and asking, and I finally have good news: I found out the date of our office holiday party this morning, so everyone listen up, it's been moved from December 16 to never. So again, the holiday party that was tentatively scheduled for Tuesday, December 16--but possibly pushed to the 16th of January--has now been moved to never. It will be rescheduled, probably not. Ok? Alright, then. Thanks for your time. That's a very nice sweater by the way, Jean. Ok, everyone? Ok. Back to work.