Big Top Pee Wee: In Doodle's Top Ten

Elephants, lions, and pigs, OH MY! When I got home from work today, I sat my fat ass on the sofa with Doodle and caught the beginning of Big Top Pee Wee starring Paul Reubens as Pee-wee and Kris Kristofferson as Mace Montana. I must have fallen asleep somewhere near the end, and when I woke up, Doodle was glued to the t.v., watching the credits roll by. She loved it. Right now she's running around the house meowing in preparation to take a dump. Once she's done and settled down, we're going to watch American Psycho and Part II of The Mormons on PBS's American Experience. Did I mention I'm going to Baltimore this weekend? I'm going to Baltimore this weekend. Doodle is not going to Baltimore, but I'll get her an Orioles hat at Camden Yards. She likes birds.

Ask Doodle The Ethicist

Dear Doodle,

Is it appropriate for me to buy this Girl Scout ring on eBay and tell everyone that I earned it even if I never made the Scouts because I was kicked out of Brownies for lack of interest/attendance?

Sincerely,

Anne

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Dear Anne,

You're like me. You have a wild streak, and authority gets your feathers up. Does it give you the right to sport a Girl Scout ring and pass it off as your own? Who knows. I gotta go take a dump.

-doodle