Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Ask Doodle The Ethicist


Dear Doodle,


Is it appropriate for me to buy this Girl Scout ring on eBay and tell everyone that I earned it even if I never made the Scouts because I was kicked out of Brownies for lack of interest/attendance?


Sincerely,


Anne


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Dear Anne,


You're like me. You have a wild streak, and authority gets your feathers up. Does it give you the right to sport a Girl Scout ring and pass it off as your own? Who knows. I gotta go take a dump.


-doodle

1 comment:

Nina Paley said...

Good advice, Doodle. I gotta take a dump too.