And I Thought Owls Were Cute Like Kitty Cats

Not those other kinds of pussies. I'ts been awhile since I've visited the Gallery of the Absurd; it's good to be back. 

Have I Told You Lately How Much I Love Joy Behar?

I don't watch the View for a few reasons:

1. I have a job-type thingie


2. I don't have a Tivo doodad


3. Elisabeth Hasselbeck makes me want to crawl into the t.v. and punch her in the grill piece.

However, I'm quite enjoying Larry King's interview with Joy Behar on this fine Friday night. (loser) I knew I liked Joy simply for being a brassy, female comic and down-to-earth broad, but after this interview, I realize that now I love her. We'd be great friends. In fact, I'm sure she's reading this right now and agrees. Oh, and she's got a new book out called, "When You Need a Lift." I'd buy it, but I'd rather read it in Barnes and Noble. I'm really in a purging mood and don't need another thing collecting dust on my coffee table. Joy would totally understand.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Sucks

I still love Rosie, and for once, I love Donald Trump. Apparently he has since sided with Rosie in this recent meow meow on The View by saying something to the effect of "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one of the dumber people on television." Word. Word to the Big Bird word.