I Like to Pimp My Accomplished Friends' Accomplishments

My pal Fitzy (Nick Stevens) brings his Masshole A-Game to NESN for a brand-new quiz show he hosts called Pocket Money. Ironically, I happened to be at Fenway for Game 1 of Bosox / Chisox the very night Fitzy did this very interview and saw him there in all his Fitzyness on Yawkey Way with my favorite Red Sock--and recent Hall of Fame Inductee-- Jim Rice. Check it out here! Go, Fitzy! And as always, Go Sox.

Bosox in First Place!

Doodle, NYC ~ October, 2008

Sox Spank the Yanks---Again.

Red Sox win first game at new Yankee Stadium 6-4‎

Red Sox Pull it Together in the 9th Inning

Clyde Engle, First Baseman

Boston Red Sox ~ American League~ 1911

Unbelievable. Simply terrific. I'm assuming Fenway's back of the house had time during Coco's endless at bat (which resulted in tying the game) to remove the champagne from Tampa Bay's locker room. Sox 8, Rays 7. Game 6 in Tampa tomorrow.

NLCS Game 4: The Boston Massacre

Tampa Bay leads the Red Sox 10- 1 in the top of the 6th, and the bases are crammed. Juiced. Stacked. Up your ass. It is ridiculous.

In a related story, I just discovered that Doodle scooted herself across the bathroom floor to evidently dislodge a turd from her butt hole. The turd skid and turd itself were big clues as to what went down in there.

Wish I could say for sure about what's going down in Fenway, and me thinks it's the pitching. Everyone always blames pitching when teams go sour-it's the go-to answer--but in this case, it's absolutely true.

Please. The Sox might as well be lobbing turds at Tampa Bay. Doodle could do a better job. You should see her slider, man. Took me almost 5 minutes to clean it up. There was Ajax involved.

The Final Opening Week at Yankee Stadium

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Yankee Stadium, April 2, 2008

It was brisk n' chilly in the Bronx last night, but a good time was had by all (well, by me and the Toronto fans behind me) as we enjoyed some early Spring baseball. Yanks lost to the Jays 5-2. I documented the evening at the Cathedral--a place so near and so dear to the Yanks and their fans that they're getting the hell outta there to a brand new park next door. $9.50 for a small plastic cup of Yuengling at the old stadium--do the math on the beer prices at the new joint. More pics to follow, but here's a shot of the peanut guy to tide you over.

Yankee Stadium, April 2, 2008

It's Fitzy Time

Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald (wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked good friend of Nick Stevens) has a weekly webcast which will delight Massholes everywhere and reconfirm non-Massholes' belief that Massholes are assholes. Which we're not. Ok, maybe sometimes.

Anyway, please enjoy Fitzy's Special Father's Day Edition. Check in with Fitzy often at The Townie News, and make sure to GFY. Fitzy style. Fitzy would want to know that you did.



*Go fuck yourself.