Tampa Bay leads the Red Sox 10- 1 in the top of the 6th, and the bases are crammed. Juiced. Stacked. Up your ass. It is ridiculous.
In a related story, I just discovered that Doodle scooted herself across the bathroom floor to evidently dislodge a turd from her butt hole. The turd skid and turd itself were big clues as to what went down in there.
Wish I could say for sure about what's going down in Fenway, and me thinks it's the pitching. Everyone always blames pitching when teams go sour-it's the go-to answer--but in this case, it's absolutely true.
Please. The Sox might as well be lobbing turds at Tampa Bay. Doodle could do a better job. You should see her slider, man. Took me almost 5 minutes to clean it up. There was Ajax involved.
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