Sunday, October 26, 2008

Philadelphia's Own Patti LaBelle Sings National Anthem in Game 4 of the World Series

And she sucked. No offense, Patti, I mean, you look amazing and cute in your Phillies warm up suit thingie, but your rendition was wayyyy too long and drawn out and complicated with ayeayeayeaye ahhhhhhhhhhhYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Come on, Patti. People want to see baseball, ok?

So let us forget that performance and enjoy some awesome Patti Labelle, shall we? I think I saw Patti onetime on Oprah or Martha Stewart sharing her amazing recipe for amazing baked ham which involves liters of Coke and brown sugar. Awesome. Even if you're a vegetarian you KNOW that's gotta be good. Click here for her amazing macaroni and cheese recipe. Apparently it's to die for. In the meantime, stir it up with Patti!




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Patti LaBelle, Stir It Up, Beverly Hills Cop ~ 1985

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate when people change the songs. the extra sounds don't make it better, just leave it the way it was, would ya?


GO PHILS!

Anonymous said...

Not only was Patti's rendition of our Nationan Anthem just awful, she got the words wrong!! Was she avoiding copywrite infringements by changing the words to: "What so proudly we hail'd at the "skylights" last gleaming"? Not to mention, "Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous "flight"". The Wright brothers were not even born yet!!! There were no planes flying missions overhead during the assault on Fort McHenry in 1814. C'mon Patti.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Does it get any worse than that? Not since Rosanne Barr anyways. Thank you anonymous for bringing up the fact that she got the words wrong! I couldn't believe it! The skylights?? I think she was so gallantly "screaming" She's been around long enough to have learned the words to OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM by now! Semper Fi!

anne altman said...

awesome observations, all.

i didn't know she sang the wrong words because I had the volume down after the first bar or two.


YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAH

Lucas Held said...

All i can say is Maya Rudolph predicted this over a year ago.

Moderator said...

Why do you hate the Pointer Sisters so much?

Identity Crisis said...

Bring back the eighties.