There was a semi-serious argument in the office yesterday about the merits of the game of soccer. One dude said in so many words that soccer is lame and easy. Bascially he was calling it gay. Another co-worker, who is passionate about the game, was all fired up about the allegations, claiming that it's just the opposite. I'm here to say that I don't have an opinion on the game of soccer itself or its players, but what I do know is that soccer fans are fucking bat shit, out of their minds, loop-de-doodle-doo, motherfuckin' crazy.
