Don' Do Dat

This afternoon, I found a piece of Christmas candy and ate it. That's right, folks---I ingested a piece of chocolate older than my son. I may die.

You Had a Bad Day? Mastodon's Mother Puncher to the Rescue

Mastodon, "Mother Puncher" 2005

No offense, Moms out there; you know you know what a bad day is. Sometimes it's really bad.

This is Why I'm Hot

Photography by Dale May

Makeup by Sarah Graalman

Photoshop by Blue Beak

Attitude by Anne