Weird Wedding Party Gifts Part II

Thank you for coming to our wedding. Please accept this token of thanks to remind you of the day the bride's head went up in flames. T'was a very sad day. Never forget. 'Member? What? YOU FORGOT ALREADY?

Weird Wedding Party Gifts Part I

Heaven help the daughter of mine who gives me this piece of shit on her wedding day. I'll make sure to sincerely thank her for it as I hurl it mercilessly against the wall with my rocket arm. "As a thank you for being in--not to mention paying for--your wedding, you give me something else to dust? Are you out of your fucking mind?"

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Mother’s Loving Touch
Lenox Bone China Keepsake


Quality and sentimentality meet in this hand-painted work of art by Sandra Kuck. Crafted of fine Lenox ivory bone china and accented with pure 24K gold, this is sure to become an heirloom to be treasured forever. And there is room on the bottom for you to add an extra personal touch by writing a special message to your mom in your own handwriting to commemorate this special day, with a metallic pen (not included). Size: 8” tall.

Mother’s Loving Touch Lenox Bone China Keepsake

#135-0803 $139.00 each