And she's big, black and got my back.
Who is she?
She's the security guard on the 56th Street side of the highrise where I work. And she's in love with me.
I met her on Thursday night, as we both had to work in the lobby dealing with the guests who came to a reception my firm was having. It was there where we exchanged harmless chitchat.
But now I think I may have been flirting.
Friday night on my way out when I walked by the reception desk with a big and awkward, "TGIF! Can't wait to go get a drink!"
She replied with a "Where we goin'?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmm..."
Oyyyyyyyyy!!!!
See, the lesbians like me. I played hoops for years and years and there must be some unspoken "I played hoops too" vibe that I give off. Or, maybe it's the vibe that says "I'm totally the beta broad, and if I ever end up in prison, I'm going to need a Sugar Momma like you to protect me!"
Who knows.
All I know, is that if we get together, I'm taking her Security blazer to the tailor and hem up those sleeves. I can't have my woman lookin' like shit.
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I'm seeing you... and Roz from Night Court. A couple of indigo girls swillin' some Crazyhorse.
think me and more of a Sophia Witherspoon of the WNBA's Lady Liberty Team and you've got the right idea.
anne, maybe before you start trying to dress her better, you should start appreciating her for who she is and how much she likes you. tsk tsk tsk.
who would you rather: the cable guy or the lesbian receptionist?
Great. Now I'm self-conscious about my cuffs!
Hey Anne, can I get you to write something about brown shirts with black suits?
brown shirts, black suits. not sure i follow.
our security guards-errr--my girlfriends dons a different color ensemble.
if you're asking me if brown and black match, you most certainly know they don't but you knew that.
Sorry, I guess that wasn't clear. I just figured since you did such a good job convincing Matt to notice his cuffs, maybe you could help him make another important wardrobe decision.
Thanks!
Would a black t-shirt and brown shorts match?
no.
khaki yes.
Well then I have been a walking fashion faux pa on occasion.
oh, we know. don't have to remind us.
thanks, though.
it's cute. your "look". no, really. it's fine.
is it hot in here? look! a limousine!
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