Monday, June 12, 2006

Calling All Weirdos

Hey. You. Weirdo. I realize it's probably asking too much for you not to be weird.

But could you at least be weird in the same way that I'm weird? Instead of the creepy weird ass way that you're weird?

Thanks, weirdo.

Bye.



PS Fucking weirdo

9 comments:

newbluebaby said...

What? Like you've never seen an octopus hat before! Seriously lemon pie, how many can you eat?

Dale said...

I'm a weirdohole. I'm not sure if it's in your same way but I'll know after sifting through your weird blog.

Elizabeth said...

"weird" is a cop out adjective.

anne altman said...

crazy is too strong. these people can function in society as "normal" so . . .


what word do you suggest?

Elizabeth said...

curious

(that could get annoying, though, i know). i guess grouping a group as "weird" would be okay but calling an individual "weird"--well, why not be more descriptive if you are labeling just one person? i say this but should acknowledge that i call people and things weird all the time.

anne altman said...

CURIOUS? FORGET ABOUT IT!

curious implies that you're not highly annoyed about what a fucking weirdo the person is, and that he's (sure there are she's as well, but generally it's a he) his not frustrating the absolute shit out of you.

Max Tesatora said...

Pot.Kettle.Black.

newbluebaby said...

I told the cops I was just "curious". Still, I was arrested.

anne altman said...

alright, alright, the word is:


FREAK.


that's the word.

why are people freaks? and if so, why can't they freak like me?