Thursday, June 08, 2006

Can I Interest You In an Eating Disorder?


If you want to keep tabs on celebrities' weight because you have an eating disorder, or you're thinking about getting one, get off of the scale and onto some of THIS action.

Enjoy the likes of Victoria Beckham, "living" bobble head doll. Or, see poor Star's pup, who doesn't know his Mommy is a hot, hot, hot, hot, hizzzzottt mess.

Does this shit ever get old?


With enough Botox, it doesn't!



You'll say to yourself, "Wow, I'm a fat shit!" or "Wow, I'm so glad I'm not a fat shit like she is" reinforcing every negative body image stereotype you can think up! You're guaranteed to feel a little sick after enough viewing, and with hopes, get the eating disorder you always dreamed of!

3 comments:

Carolyn said...

I prefer to call Posh a living booble head.

whipcreamy said...

ha! you know, this bulimia/anorexia craze started to get big in the 70s 80s it seems. we have not seen teh long term effect on people all of these hollywood stars yet....i mean aside from karen carpenter those celebs who have been able to control their disorder by not dying are getting old....i wonder what the health effects will be....exploding hearts? i bet in ten years there will be tons of exploding hearts in hollywood.

newbluebaby said...

There are hundreds of cases of people just spontaneously combusting every year. It's just not widely reported.