Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Clean House


Tonight I went to Shakespeare In the Park's performance of Macbeth at the Delacourt Theater in Central Park. Liev Schrieber was Macbeth and he was so good that I decided I'd bang him, despite how unimpressed I was with his chatting with his lady friend through a performance of some Neil LaBute Broadway show (the name escapes me), where I had the "fortune" of sitting directly behind him and equally chatty Dustin Hoffman and his wife. Anyway, it was a nice picnic--with real live picnic baskets--sponsored by my firm to entertain the summer associates and a few extra tickets came my way because I'm a likeable gal to certain folks at work, if you can believe that shit.

A retired partner came to the show, and apparently he retired from 30+ years in real estate law to study Feng Shui. He just wrote a book which I'll plug when I find his card. The point? Throw 9 things away everyday.

I just threw away nine things.

I'll name them here:
  1. empty burt's bees cosmetics bag
  2. avon bottle opener shaped like a wren
  3. crossword puzzle book on popular t.v. shows i'll never be bored enough to crack (sorry, sis)
  4. May Time magazine
  5. May Time Out NY magazine
  6. May J Crew catalogue
  7. Watering can
  8. Dell Computer Catalogue
  9. John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band 45 A side: "Whatever Gets You Through The Night" B side: "Beef Jerky"
  10. Hotel Warwick ballpoint pen
  11. Retractable pencil with no eraser

Ok, #10 I removed from the trash 'cause I think i'll send it to someone whom I think might enjoy having it clutter up her life, but otherwise, I fulfilled the quota, so everyone can shut their pieholes tonight, thanks.

A live outdoor performance of Shakespeare will really learn you somethin'.

PS Nine more things take a trip out of my house tomorrow, so stay tuned! And of course, if you're interested in any of this crap, I mean stuff, please, do reveal yourselves.

8 comments:

KleoPatra said...

Your blog, your writing is the greatest. I know I'm in California, so my opinion probably doesn't count for much but still..

Bumpkyn said...

I too was able to part with 9 things, but I must confess I did it this morning and not last night. But he was right it does get easier. Not only did I toss 9 things, but I put more than 9 things away. Ahhh, felt good. Going home tonight and I'm gonna do it again!

I must confess while I was looking for 9 things to put away I ignored the cat carrier on the floor in the middle of the living room, didn't even see it (although I did step over it repeatedly) until after I was done--so I have 1 thing for sure to put away tonight!

anne altman said...

kleo, i'm a fan of those who are fans of me, and that's that. if your opinion was that i suck, i'd agree, but then i'd have to question whether or not i could still be your fan if you weren't an anne fan.

Valerie said...

I'm revealing myself!!!

newbluebaby said...

And I'm watching!

anne altman said...

yeah, but with one eye, so what can you see really, huh baby?

newbluebaby said...

I only need one eye to aim my gun.
Knock Knock. Who's there? GU. GU who? GU-N. heh heh heh My gun told me that.

anne altman said...

that's a violent baby.