Saturday, June 03, 2006

Ode To My Refrigerator

Oh, refrigerator
Why must it be?
You know I have no money
To replace thee!

The people upstairs owe me 4 thousand bucks,
They flooded my house and it really sucks.

It's water you leak,
So it's more money I seek,

To break on me now is just cruel!

p.s. Fuck you, refrigerator

5 comments:

piglet said...

fingersnaps

@alyssa ettinger said...

that does suck. and my upstairzickas flooded my apartment too!

Peter Matthes said...

Is there some reason why you used a photo of a guy in a wheelchair unable to reach the last yogurt in the back of the fridge?

anne altman said...

he's in a wheelchair? that's funny, i didn't notice. i guess i just see people as people.

newbluebaby said...

I see handicapped people!