Whenever I think of the Pizza Hut Salad Bar, I think of one thing, and one thing only:
Green peas mixed in with the chocolate pudding.
Bleeeecchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkppppppprrrrrrr. (I just got a chill).
Why is the pea container next to the chocolate pudding container?
Why the fuck is there chocolate pudding in the salad bar in the first place?
Why am I thinking about Pizza Hut Salad Bar in the first place?
I'm going to lunch.
9 comments:
Didn't know they still have Pizza Hut.
Once there were parking lots
Now it's a peaceful oasis
you got it, you got it
This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
you got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks,
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
you got it, you got it
And as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attention
I, myself, am a huge fan of cottage cheese. Damned if there isn't a piece of a) lettuce or b) a crouton every, single, F-ing time I get my cottage cheese from a salad bar. On the flipside, I have often been disturbed by the amount of cottage cheese that ends up in the pleasant, red, jell-o cubes.
oh i'm gonna be sick
oh i'm gonna be sick
That's the funniest post I have read all day.
I laughed out loud when I read it.
thank you!
HAHahAHAHA
I don't do Buffets for that reason. The word buffet- brings thoughts of flies laying their eggs in my potato salad. Ughh!
you and my mother both.
her advice which i most often to listen to depending on the height of the salad bar: never eat at anything with a sneeze guard
i eat at adult-sized sneeze guarded bars so as to avoid children's fingers in sticky puddings. i guess i eat the fly eggs in the potato salad.
whatevs.
I worked at Pizza Hut during my first year at Uni. One night I lost a Band-Aid in the dough machine. Never did find the little sucker.
Oh well.
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