Ok, alright. The Sox/Yanks game did not go exactly as planned. The score: Yankees 59 and Red Sox 2.
A few things that didn't work:
- I didn't meet anyone in Steerage Class worth banging on the Yankee Clipper. So, you know, the boat didn't sink, and I didn't throw the necklace and have a big chase scene and whatnot.
- Derek Jeter didn't play. So, no hot ass. There was gross ass(Giambi played) but none hot.
- Big Papi couldn't get things going.
- Beckett COLLAPSED.
A few things that worked:
- I had a Red Sox fan take my extra ticket so I didn't endure this alone
- I drank 50,000 beers
- The boat was awesome even though we didn't hit an iceberg
- I was flanked by a Philly fan and a Mets fan
- I started chanting "Boston Sucks" with everyone and that took the sting out
- I don't remember anything after the third inning.
I'll be watching this next one on television.
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