Monday, June 11, 2007

RIP, Gertrude

There's a special place for Turtle Heaven for you.
My dear sister Whip was on the scene of the most unfortunate nature this afternoon. A reckless, ignorant, and mean-spirited truck driver purposely ran over a 20-year old snapping turtle --which happened to be pregnant--in the driveway of her office. Under the advice of an animal control officer, she was able to salvage a few of the turtle's eggs and buried them as directed under a few feet of dirt. Mother Nature willing, some of the babies will survive. Thank you, Whip.

7 comments:

Gaby Hess said...

That truck driver is a complete jerk. What an asshole.

Jen said...

What an asshole is right!

Waste of fucking
oxygen

Johnny Yen said...

Oh. My. God. What an asshole.

When I was in college, I spent a summer detassling corn (yeah, I'm a city guy-- I had no idea what it was, but needed money for school badly). One day we came across a snapping turtle. Believ it or not, we get a fair amount of wildlife in the city-- just yesterday I saw three deer-- but I'd never seen a snapping turtle up close and personal. Pretty cool. We left him unharmed.

That same day, we also came across someone's little marijuana patch. Maybe he was there to guard it. :)

GETkristiLOVE said...

Why are some people like that? There are assholes like that out in farming country by my mom's house that swerve to try and hit cats/kittens that are too close to the road. Those people are the ones that turn out to be serial killers.

Special K said...

I like to think there is a special room in hell for those type of people.

whipcreamy said...

i called animal control and the guy was written up.

Creepy said...

Why would they "purposely" run over a turtle? Disgusting. Doesn't that qualify as animal cruelty in those parts?

Good on ya, Whip.