Hello, the dude is #13. I'm not a suspicious person, but anyone who is pondering his endless stroke of bad luck (playing bush league ball, stepping out with a woman who is not his wife, choosing "This Is Why I'm Hot" as his "up at bat song," sun bathing in a "gay way" on the rocks in Central Park, the list goes on...) might want to consider his choice of jersey number? It's number friggin' 13, people.
My folks went to Fenway for the game tonight. Rumor has it that the chant of choice would be "Al-i-mo-ney! Clap-Clap! Clap, Clap, Clap! Al-I-Mo-Ney!" We'll see.
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