It's especially strange that a mosquito was on a high floor biting you, because I live in New York and most New York mosquitoes know the best eatin' in town is here at the Paley Center for Media. I perform a service for the entire metroplitian area, attracting mosquitoes so others can say, "oh, mosquitoes aren't much of a problem here, I never get bitten." I guess your mosquito didn't get the memo. Thanks for killing it!
Caught her mid-suck on my calf. 11 bites. At work. I'm disgusted. And relieved. 
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PS BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
good, they deserve to die a slow painful death.
That was Schmason's pet mosquito. Poor Schmason.
would you look at the size of it?
it's goddamned ridiculous.
everyone hated me today, talking about it so much. however, i was the only one being attacked, so everyone can suck it.
A MOSQUITO IN A HIGH RISE OFFICE BUILDING? HELLO?
BWhahahahahahah
It's especially strange that a mosquito was on a high floor biting you, because I live in New York and most New York mosquitoes know the best eatin' in town is here at the Paley Center for Media. I perform a service for the entire metroplitian area, attracting mosquitoes so others can say, "oh, mosquitoes aren't much of a problem here, I never get bitten." I guess your mosquito didn't get the memo. Thanks for killing it!
MOFO HAD TO DIE.
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