Much to Doodle's chagrin and mine, we're on the last leg of our Northeast Tour. We left the green mountains of Vermont behind us yesterday, and we'll be leaving the salt air and surf off the coast of Boston's North Shore this afternoon. The thick and gritty exhaust fumes from Lexington Avenue bumper-to-bumper traffic impatiently await our return! I can hear the honking now. OH, GO F*CK YOURSELVES!