- Having Your Cans Groped When You're at Your Locker in an "Innocent Shove"
- Enduring Spitballs the Size of Grapefruits Landing on Your Desk in Math Class for Your Attention
- Being Thrown off of the Dock on the first day of Sailing Class by Danny _______ (you know who you are)
- And all Because?
- Oh, he likes you!
- So said Brett, in a passed note to me in French Class one Monday. A note which I still have. I had a crush on Brett, afterall.
- Gross! Boys!
- Not Brett! He's not gross. He'd never do that.
- Oh, Brett. Where are you now?
Testosterone. Good grief. With all the advances in techonology these days, do we really still need it? Really? I mean, other than hitting a lot of home runs and beating your wife and stuff.