Mortified! Ripped from the pages of real life, Mortified is a comic excavation of adolescent artifacts (journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories and more) as shared by their original authors before total strangers. Produced in NYC by Anne Altman & Julia Wright. Watch it live in NYC! Le Poisson Rouge! Thursday, July 16 @ 7pm!
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Name: Doodle. Critter: Feline Tabby. Sex: Female. Age: 9.75. Born: East Village Alley. Found: In 1999 as a kitten on the shoulder of the Coat Check Girl at Russian Vodka Bar Pravda. Adopted: 1999 after 5 Martinis at Pravda. Skills: Pooping / Peeing on the Toilet, Trying to Run Away, Barfing on the Carpet, Photography, Fetching, Hunting, Hiding, Traveling, Murder, Sniffing, Being Annoying, Modeling, Sleeping, Torture, Licking, Soccer, Cat Nip, Eating, Being Dramatic, Scratching, Treats, Wearing Hats, Meowing, Being a Snob, Sitting in the Sink, Being Shy, Being Bold, Drinking from the Bathtub Faucet, Climbing a Ladder, Ripping the Ass off a Mouse, Fluent in French, Conversational Croatian, Being Impossibly Cute Even Though I Pretty Much Have a Beard
More About Doodle
Doodle is a Photographer. Here she with her piece, "Farm Bell" taken in Vermont in '09. Prints for Sale Inquire Within
4 comments:
Looks like he popped something in his mouth from the buffet table right before it was taken.
yeah, and that's the least of this picture's problems.
Why is he wearing flip flops? You're getting married on the beach, let it all hang out. Is he afraid of sand between in his toes?
she's guilty too
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