Monday, March 06, 2006

The 2006 Oscars Wrap Up


Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm so great
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah You're so great
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah We're so great
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Isn't this great that we're so great?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(the sound of smoke being blown up everyone's asses)
ps: This does not apply to you, Dolly Parton. I love you.

3 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Is there a movie theater somewhere that shows the short films and the animated shorts? Would they even bother to sell large popcorns? It's time to put Lauren Bacall in cryofreeze. And Shelly Winters is the best dead person of 2005! Personally, I clapped hardest for the sound editor of The Day The Earth Stood Still.

anne altman said...

good job, jon stewart for making it less nauseating!

Elizabeth said...

dolly parton: she looked SICK at the oscars. her waist must be about 8 inches. seriously. gross.

now george clooney: no blahs there.