The Allman Brothers Friggin' Band, People

This is the Allman Brothers Band at the Beacon Theater last night, rocking it out for their fans.

These are the Allman Brothers Band "fans" at the Beacon Theater rockin' it out in appreciation*.

Dear Jerk-offs,
You were at the Allman Brothers Band concert last night, not Lame Fest '99. Was the smell of weed not a clue? Now, I understand that at Lame Fest '99, the crowd likes to sit in their seats the entire show, give dirty looks to those who dance, throw ice at those who stand, and bitch about people interfering with their faggot taping equipment. But you weren't at Lame Fest '99, you were at the Allman Brothers Band. Did you see any t-shirts in the lobby emblazoned with Lame Fest '99? No, you did not. Were they selling any CDs titled Lame Fest '99? No they were not. Did the sign on The Beacon Theater say Lame Fest '99? No, it did not. You are lame.
Love,
Anne

p.s. For all you real fans of the Allman Brothers Band, my suggestion is to buy a ticket on the floor. The balcony is for the infirm.

*(This is not actually a photo of the audience, but it gets the point across. I don't know who the hell these people are but they're hedonists compared to last night's crowd)