Thursday, December 11, 2008

Weird Wedding Photos Part MCLMMLLVMVV

This photo disturbs me in so many ways that I need a minute collect myself.

13 comments:

whipcreamy said...

she is wearing a paper plate on her head...or a paper bowl.

anne altman said...

and her precarious positioning on a rocky precipice?

Anonymous said...

It's like the magic midget from Poltergeist is marrying the creepy ghost preacher from Poltergeist II

Jen said...

i looked at the photo and just said "what???" and then saw the name of the photo. hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

where do you get these photos anyway?

anne altman said...

i'm genuine when i say that anyone can be beautiful. they just have to work with what Mother Nature gave them.

in this case, the mullet, fancy white dress, paper plate hat, colorful bouquet, the mountain setting SUCKS.

it just sucks.

its not good.

Mojito Libre said...

With the way that guy's leg is propped up, at first glance it looks like he's trying to push down a huge boner.

glittermom said...

I expect he has a large insurance policy out on the new wife and in the next picture frame she will not be there.

anne altman said...

huge boner.

heh heh.

Mojito Libre said...

That's what I'm here for...

newbluebaby said...

That bride is Brian Peppers in a wig.


I'd bet my life on it.

anne altman said...

i'll admit that i dont recognize that name at this time. it could be the 37 beers i just had at the holiday xmas party, but i'll google it presently.


without googling, sight unseen i can tell you that i i'm sure i'll gree with newblue; he knows stuff.

anne altman said...

holy f'in christ, newblue is so right, apperance aside, i physically cannot stomach past "is a registered sex offender..."

physically cannot read it

that means i'm incapacitated. which means retarded, basically.

i can't deal.

anyone want to pick me up from the floor?