Sunday, March 01, 2009

Doodle Porn

Doodle loves her free, pre-caught, pre-chewed Chicken Clumps n' Gravy as much as the next lazy, confined-to-a-tiny-apartment, drab existence, sack-of-shit is, but if she had it her way, she'd be out and about, catching her own excitement. You guys can relate to that, I'm sure. And while you may burn off your frustration with porno sites such as RedTube and Tube8, Doodle--according to her internet history--is all about MouseTube. Warning, not suitable for vegetarians. Or those who don't get off on bone-crunching, mouse-eating videos. 

2 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

The circle of life is obviously very tasty.

Del-V said...

There's porn on the internet?